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Recent reviews by ProddyG

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1 person found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun and relaxing exploration game to play with friends and family!
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
The biggest waste of $90 I've ever spent, never pre-ordering triple A games again... this was the last straw.
Posted 20 January, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
551.4 hrs on record (206.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Literally the only reason that this game has so many negative reviews is because of the following reasons:

1. People are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impatient

2. The game is unoptimized, understandable with an alpha (just look at ARK Survival Evolved)

3. Progress isn't up to par with demands

Please people give developers of early acces games a break! They release these games to give us an opportunity to test games that are a WORK IN PROGRESS to help shape a game as more features are added. Many of us seem to think this is a great opportunity to ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan about how broken/buggy/unoptimized a game is.

Most things in early access are just placeholders of a concept or feature, but because of the toxicity of the recent communities within early access games, some developers feel the need to push out production quality content, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO COME AS A REFINEMENT BEFORE REALEASE NOT AS CONCEPTS ARE BEING TESTED! Because of this, the work flow of these devs are stunted by the constant demands of the consumers, seriously stop rushing and flaming them, let them work on their game and if you are willing to stay and contribute feel free to send in reports on their bug tracker or post on the forums for suggestions.

QUIT BASHING ♥♥♥♥ THAT ISN'T FINISHED! NOTICE THE ALL CAPS WARNING BEFORE YOU EVEN PURCHASE DAYZ!

Posted 6 February, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
65.6 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Oldest but most atmospheric fps i've ever played.
Posted 13 July, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
131.9 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Anal sex simulator

10/10

much long, hard................................... puzzles.
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
got spooked by vagina faces, never again.

10/10 m8

not sure if ppl have fetish for vagina faces?
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
gr8 network problem simulator, much coop fun played for 2 min with 15 frames average with a high-end pc.

10/10

would lag again m8
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
280.3 hrs on record (138.8 hrs at review time)
Bes mod simulator out ther

10/10
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
234.6 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
gr8 bunny killing simulator 4 adults. 18+ gore

got spooked by skeletrons

10/10 m8

would get spooked again
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
lots of cunfuse plz meak ez game leik minecraft plez

-404/10
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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