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52.2 hrs on record (40.9 hrs at review time)
41 час, дважды прошёл игру почти на 100%, красавы
Posted 19 December, 2019.
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8.6 hrs on record
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Для фарма ачивок - отлично
Posted 5 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
"Хотите лоли-неко и обычные не устраивают? Тогда мы идём к вам!"
(с) NEKO WORKs
Posted 17 June, 2019.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
После игры я стал ПОТАНЦЕВАЛЬНЫМ человеком
Posted 6 February, 2019. Last edited 17 June, 2019.
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29.1 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Танцующий чувак с курочкой в руках: ТОЛЬКО В WALLPAPER ENGINE!!!
Posted 10 January, 2019. Last edited 20 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
22.8 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Владимирский централ, ветер северный...
Стоп, я же установил русский русификатор :)
Posted 8 January, 2019. Last edited 22 May, 2019.
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121.2 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
Хочю тульский пряник
Posted 2 January, 2019. Last edited 20 January, 2019.
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139.0 hrs on record (58.6 hrs at review time)
44 часа для новичка, чтобы сделать топовые вещи и пройти сюжетку
ДА ЭТО ПРОСТО ОХУЕННАЯ ИГРА!!!!
Posted 6 December, 2018.
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8 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
29.1 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
История об одном молчаливом парне, который очень любит читать чужие сообщения и по ним взламывать чужие шкафчики.
Прилетел, поработал 5 минут, решил уничтожить ад. PROFIT!!!
Posted 24 August, 2018.
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