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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 8:43am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 9:10am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 6:57am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 8:43am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 10:02am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2015 @ 7:06am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 2:10am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 11:09am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2015 @ 12:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2015 @ 12:08pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2015 @ 12:43am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:40am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2015 @ 6:07am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 7:19am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 8:31am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:40am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 7:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 7:40am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 11:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 2:36pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 1:14am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 7:45am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 9:41am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2015 @ 12:04am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 7:13am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 6:54am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 1:21am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:41am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 11:55pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2015 @ 12:50am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 11:51pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:55am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 3:15am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2015 @ 2:46am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 8:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2015 @ 9:22am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2015 @ 12:40am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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