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1 person found this review helpful
49.2 hrs on record (46.4 hrs at review time)
buggy as hell unplayable
Posted 1 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
315.9 hrs on record (314.5 hrs at review time)
They need to remaster this, if they could just fix the ottoman turn lag it would be a good game.
Posted 9 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.5 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Extremely buggy, rare for there to be more than 50 players on a US server, when people are on its on ♥♥♥♥ E.U servers. Would keep an eye on it for its full release to see if they fixed anything
Posted 5 May, 2021.
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627.6 hrs on record (218.2 hrs at review time)
god i love the voice chat
Posted 19 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
432.7 hrs on record (372.3 hrs at review time)
Better than Squad. If you enjoyed Squad you will definitely love this game, it is a lot more close-quarters and deaths actually matter. Also they have gore.

Also no stupid ammo mechanics like in Squad.

Will continue to play this game for rest of my life tbh fam
Posted 10 January, 2020.
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598.4 hrs on record (431.8 hrs at review time)
get the DLCs on sale.

after about 80 hours of playing you will get the hang of it and it becomes addicting as ♥♥♥♥, mods are plentiful for this game. I would recommend the Great War Mod or Road to 56, you will sink your life into this game.
Posted 15 December, 2019.
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173.9 hrs on record (151.8 hrs at review time)
Take-Two has completely destroyed this game, no more modding, no more reason to own this game.

Rest in Piece.
Posted 16 June, 2017.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
8.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Buggy mess, absolutely worst game I have ever played. The amount of crashes I have seen in this game is like nothing else I have experienced, literally can't play for more than 5-10 minutes without a crash or major game breaking glitch.

Performance issues out the ass even on SLI GTX 1080s, 32GB RAM, i7-4770k.

What a shame, this game is not worth the money at this stage.

2/10.
Posted 7 March, 2017.
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0.2 hrs on record
controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, game tells me to press a when I arrive at this ledge and nothing happens and I get eaten by a wolf.

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial. PRESS A my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass.

Also you have to unplug joysticks and other peripherals in order to play this game, unless you want to have your camera spinning at 15mph in the right direction.

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 7 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
My Summer Car simulator is perhaps one of the worst games I have ever purchased.

I was expecting a hardcore car building simulator.

What I got was a Postal wannabe.

In this game, you start out, expecting to build a car yeah? But really what happens is you hear a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly/mosquito buzzing in your ear every 2-5 seconds. It isn't even that quiet either, it is literally ear piercing and perhaps one of the most annoying noises I have ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heard, and guess what, you CAN'T DISABLE IT, the developer thought it was a good "gameplay mechanic" when really it's just a stupid joke. I have tried for about an hour and a half searching the internet trying to find a way to disable this, even through mods I cannot seem to get this noise to go away. Have to play the game on mute if you are easily annoyed by noises like this.

I am okay with games not taking themselves seriously and having jokes in their games, as long as you can DISABLE that non-serious/annoying/joke content. In fact, in order for you to not have a buzzing sound driving you insane, you have to buy "mosquito spray", in order to get this, you LITERALLY have to drive 10 minutes (no exagerration) to the store to get some, and even then, it will come back pretty soon as it correlates with your hygiene meter. You can also use the sauna, which again, only lasts a few minutes before the buzzing will come back. Stupid joke, and it makes the developer look bad, especially when in the discussion forums someone suggested that they could at least tone the noise level down, the developer responded that its a gameplay feature/mechanic.

There are also other immature features such as being able to piss on yourself and others(seems like the developer is just a postal wannabe). Another irritating this is that there are "survival mechanics" that include you having to drink beer in order to cure your thirst, which in turn makes you drunk for a long time, and being drunk in this game is extremely obnoxious, your camera will move around so much that it will make you motion sick, no matter who you are. You also have to feed yourself, keep yourself hygienic, sleep enough etc so that you don't die. I am glad he added the option for you to be able to disable permadeath, but it is completely retarded that the dev is trying to add "survival" features into a car building game, especially when those features are utter ♥♥♥♥♥. I don't mind most of the survival features, but again, going back to the fly noise, the hygiene and fatigue "features" are just down syndrome level of stupid, and I don't know why the dev finds it so funny that it is in his game, I hope the dev never has the chance to molest any other games.

I cannot recommend this game, AT ALL in its current stage. If the developer decided to stop acting like a 5 year old, and removed or at least added the option for the player to remove some of his dumb finnish jokes and focus on the car building mechanics, then I would definitely recommend this game.

I expected a difficult car building simulator, not an obnoxious joke of a game, I was expecting to get frustrated trying to build a car, not getting frustrated and stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly noise and other dumb high-school tier jokes.
Posted 26 December, 2016. Last edited 26 December, 2016.
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