Recent reviews by Woofie

when can i romance the dragon?

i want to pet nergigante

sans undertale

watch your friend get snatched and dragged away by a sexy shadowman. the comedic timing never fails 10/10

the hotel basement is the reason this game can be considered a horror shooter

this game is godlike in comparison

the ministry of magic is gonna be calling voldy budget in comparison to the atrocities ima commit

anybody who tries to genuinely bully/cancel people who are playing this game are worse than rowling herself. its scummy behavior. play the game, dont play the game, its a personal preference. calling people transphobic for enjoying media makes YOU the bad person here. ive said my piece. enjoy the game or dont, gamers!!!

my leopard journey:

-spawn in.
-starve, no AI spawns.
-spawn in again.
-walk around.
-begin to die of starvation again.
-AI actually spawns.
-hunt AI.
-struggle to find the little sucker in the grass.
-continue to struggle as it runs into water, forcing me to follow it and maneuver it back to land.
-more struggle as the rubberbanding is horrible and the sprint/run response keeps causing me issues.
-finally kill the sucker.
-body goes flying across the dirt as i follow it desperate to eat.
-it stops, i get the prompt "press e to eat".
-i press e.
-nothing happens.
-wtf.
-i hold e because i have played countless dinosaur simulators and expect that to be the alternative method.
-nothing.
-panic as i stare at my rapidly decreasing health.
-think, woofie, think.
-relog thinking maybe the body desynced.
-something fixed and i manage to eat the AI upon getting back in.
-grow to sub adult.
-sit in bush for a bit before getting bored.
-decide to try and climb a tree.
-get stuck in tree.
-jump button refuses to respond.
-back up, try again.
-my leopard is incapable of jumping.
-at some point my attempts lead me into trying to bite.
-i cant.
-something broke.
-my attacks, jump, and interactions all lock up.
-i think maybe the server crashed.
-it didnt.
-wander for a bit longer, too lazy to relog again.
-watch two lions chase each other from a distance.
-ok.
-log out.

10/10 tho i think roblox might have done it better

if you wanna play a good mmo, there are so many other options :)

extremely fun! i have my own complaints, as most do, but overall i would recommend it to anybody that asks purely as its completely f2p! the graphics are amazing, combat is fluid, and the actual act of flying feels beyond satisfying. there's nothing greater than the serotonin that fills you upon raging and completely decimating the other team with some crazy moves.

my main issues stem from what most people have been complaining about for awhile. particularly, the lack of communication with your team. it only feels really noticeable to me in ranked, where communication matters more than casual quickplay. with that in mind, i don't think voice chat is NEEDED to play/enjoy the game, but if you're looking for a high kd then it's probably going to end up being mandatory.

also i want some type of melee aerial option. that'd be cool.