Todd Howard's tasty treat won't be ready to eat until late next year, he says

Todd Howard's tasty treat, simply named "Bad Boy Beer", this small batch brew was formulated to leverage Bethesda's premier agricultural traditions. While the obvious care taken with these terroir offerings are standard ingredients, the nod towards the region's heritage is such that this beer stands apart from the pack.It's just as refreshing as it is thick and complex. A punch of sweetness from malt and a lot of body from honey meads, and dryer malt character from the hops. Add to this a reasonable ABV (6.7%) and you've got a recipe for a great, long-lived summer brew

Sounds 100% real.

Pete Hines, vice president of Bethesda, has been found stranded on an island in the middle of the Canadian Prairies. He was headed for a pre-release tour event in Las Vegas but made it to Dawson City in B.C., where he became stranded along the Prairies Rim Trail and hiked for 12 days for the lucky chance to be rescued.
Hines was apparently about to go home after a West Coast trip, but turned down the move because he had his brother, who was in the military, in the car. Pete Hines, who works for Bethesda, was not injured during his hike. He and his brother, friend and good friend tried to get to the end of the trail, but failed.

You’re wife is Zack Snyder. Apparently he’s releasing a Snyder’s Cut version of the events…..standby

Guess what my guys last night i got burried in binance and i heard my fav song on the radio, after that i got shanked by my wife euge

That's a lie and scandal! Vagabond Whoreson

let me begin with my lifes story for, and im paraphrasing a tad, as the great polybius said "thou canst not discern what a man sayeth without discerning the man"

i was born ermm about 10-20 years ago, frankly in poverty. yup it sucked, yup i did what i had do to.
anyways i had a hard life and then got a pc by begging for money on the streets and doing poor people stuff for money. frankly? it turned my life around. i became an atheist by watching youtube and the rest frankly is history.............................................

U SNEAK

Hi again, playerz! Figured i out about those *sausages* ... just saved game on different folder - and started hit *action* button on *sausage*. Hitted until its *empty* - there gots a huge amount of upgrades for person stuff - about 90 units, shure i used them for my Arm Sugar´s levels of allmost all *augments*: health, dex, combat, skills, magic, knowledge... many more... Second sausage (i mean - both those with *green vial* icon) gaves some for book - and third sausage (*recycle-bin* icon) is yet not understandable - seems, it does nothin´.... not tryed chickendeed yet - but guess i - it summons a demon - that yea can cook after ... so thats all for now ...

“Chad” haha haha that’s great!

A true exemplar of the 21st century intellectual, Chad (it's the only name he ever uses) is perhaps the world's first great punk philosopher. Maybe the general state of the world has a lot to do with it, but when you hear Chad talk about it, anarchy just suddenly seems to make a lot of sense.

While still an undergrad in Paris, Chad started to earn a rep as a daring new voice in the ever more exact yet complex field of political science. Between his master's and his Ph.D., however, his passions changed. Instead of graduating and joining some high-level think tank, he dropped out and formed Silhouette, a quasi-legal coalition dedicated to countering official lies and promoting individual liberty through information and subversion. In only a few years Silhouette managed to get itself branded as an international terrorist organization, and Chad rose directly to the top of the world's most wanted list."

Lolol what?

Who sees a hack in the making? How many times have I been told I look like a friend of someone else? The vinyl fence guy said I looked like that guy who starred in "Gentle Ben," that's right, Ron Howard's little brother. Don't call us fence guy, I'll call you. LOL. My wife says I always look at her like I hate her. (I have neuropathy in my feet = constant pain) I adore her, everything about her (almost), but, THAT'S HOW I LOOK! I play the saxophone and although I've assured her I didn't she still moves from behind the counter and gives me really nice (really) hugs. I'd be in the Detention Center way too soon.

I gave this clown PO3 Tryouts

Wtf

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out♥♥♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

XO XO

Funny guy, fun to play with.

makes sense to me

my age 14. i train 4 years long training samurai, chakras,meditation,fitness,Sword trainings. And I look from sasuke , I love Alone darkness, I want to become a immortal i will not a normale poeple in 80_90years death. I hate this And i wil Evolution. Just i need Alone. But my older friend Not leave my alone. I hate this. He's stupid. He's normal people. He have not strong..... just leave my alone with darkness I hate all Love is nope You thinking love Than you love in your.brain. But day I not love and believe in.yourself than you not loving hem. Love Is nothing. friends nothing,family nothing. JUST POWERRR ENERGIE ALLLLLL.... Awake in sleep stupids. You death in 80_90 yrars maybe 60_70. But i Not death. I belive in my ghosy and my body. Just i need alone,and Need time.

Refuses to play good games with good friends, -100 to rep.

"Please kill Skeleton-Lord... Skeleton-Lord is a Skeleton" Wise words.

we are under attack and ruled over by a level 60 chinese wizard . pleaase help us . he destroys all. Oh noble adventurers and wizards of note. please come good players and flock to the banner of parthesis in this world

the evil wizard xiao is on all the time watching like a lidless eye. he flies about destroying all that is good. If there are any soldiers of majik who can come to our world and live through the painful leveling again to fight for our cause we would be indebrted.

Snow is actually a terrible game tbh

this does make sense cus if you cave johnsen you can make it snow underground and make land baces flode so yeah it makes sense

hahahaha

SNOW
0.9 hrs on record
last played on Aug 24

NO BAD JORKFRIEND

DROWN THE CEROMONY OF INNOCENCE
PARTY IN THE BLOOD-DIMMED TIDE
LOSE ALL CONVICTION

march.17 [] 100.dollars [] Location//UnderNet.245.91.003 No.Guns No.Knives No.Morals No.Thing No.Where No.Cops Yes.Drugs Yes.Sex Yes.Dance Yes.Terday

EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED NOTHING IS FREE

Forad Darre is AFK ALL THE TIME!

Forad Darre sends his regards

It was you, wasn't it?

You start by not having a bedazzled gym bag.

The guys at the gym are jealous of my bedazzled gym bag and I know one of them stole it. How do I get it back?

lmfao what in the hell jork

HI! DO YOU KNOW ABOUT US? WE ARE FILM CHARACTORS. DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.we are very cruel and danger.HEY WATCH OUT! OUR FIRST AND LAST WARNNING.DON'T COME TO MUCH WITH US. YOU MUST REMEMBER THAT

MAMY HAPPY RETUENS OF THE DAY!!!!!
FROM; MAIN FILM ROLLS

that's your nasty penis!

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lmfao wtf

http://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=369465873

Hello, my name is Prick.

OMFG jork wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJE05vx1Q0&t=0m18s

for adma

NO!

ADAM was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

adam has been missing since Friday.

(original joke belongs to dog)

http://i.imgur.com/4mRslf9.jpg

HURRY UP!

I AM

I AM

his final order was "♥♥♥!" and they came. all of them. even the dragons.

NO!