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top dog from the blunt rotation

OG on my friends list

who are you

Dear Datsy,

On this day of Thursday, I certify datsy as a certified chicken lover.
Sincerely,
dj
congrats

🎄🎅🎁MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! DATSY

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whats good my friends in todays episode i get faded than a ho on the train to yodie land. basically i smacked my stiiizy apple fritter pod and took some blinker hits on the train. thank you guys for the CRAZY support we have been getting on the videos lately. i love every single one of you guys im going to keep it pushing with the content. need i say more? FULCRUM COME IN YUUUUUPPPPPPP YODIE GANG!

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Can i Add you to Be Friends

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Book: "That crossed my mind..."
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Well Played game of Dead By Daylight on 08/01/2017 at 9:30 PM - 10 PM.

when your ♥♥♥♥ falls off in public ;C

Damn girl, are you a rubik's cube?
Because ♥♥♥♥ you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥

Wtf

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meep

I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S A NUMBER NINE LARGE A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP TWO NUMBER 45S ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA

DONALD
JOHN
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britain is gay XD

✋♥✋♥✋♥✋♥✋♥ Heil me the ♥♥♥♥ up✋ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥✋✋ ♥♥♥♥ right✋✋there✋✋✋ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 💯i say so 💯 thats what im saluting about right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋ ✋НEEƐEEEEEƐEEEΕЄЄЄᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉil✋ ✋✋ ✋ 💯 ✋ ♥ ♥ ♥ ✋✋♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

also -rep he likes men XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-rep This madman actually got a tan nerd

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+rep, he gives good head

+rep
Great person to talk to

-rep no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him. He used aimbots like they were going out of style, he would micspam like he was going to be killed if he didn't, and he would bust a nut on his monitor everytime he thought he won, but in reality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost, because he is an uneducated piece of ♥♥♥♥ who assumes he's good at games, but actually has no idea how to play them. Do I reccomend this player to you? No. Do I ever want to be in a game with this player again? No. Do I think this player should have ever even gone near Steam, or the Internet in general? No I do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. There is nothing you can do. This person is an absolute madman. I do not reccomend you ever attempt to play any game, ever, with this person, and on top of all of this, he attempted to scam me out of my knife. But did I let that happen? No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't.

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

+rep real og

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theres a hair in my cake

are you a frozen ice rakrpaodjksaun

Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

🚀👽🚀👽🚀👽🚀👽🚀👽 good beam go౦ԁ bEam 🚀 thats ✔ some good 🚀 beam right 🚀 🚀there 🚀🚀🚀 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: weareinthebeam) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🚀🚀 🚀НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🚀🚀 🚀 🚀 💯 🚀 👽 👽 👽 🚀beam me thE ♥♥♥♥ UP🚀We are in the beam

Currently 🔥 finna bust a nut 🍆🍑🌊 but I need YOUR help so 🔨❌ SMASH ✨💪 that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👍 like button!!!! 🕛⌚ its dem real™ 🉐 ♥♥♥♥♥® 💯 hours ⏳frfr FAVE ✔ n retWEET

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet % no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

👌👴🏻👌👴🏻👌👴🏻👌👴🏻👌👴🏻👀handsome bernie hand50me bErnie👌 thats ✔ a handsome bernie👌👌right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

Hey Samshits,
My name is Nexus 4, and I laugh at every single one of you. All of you have fat, retarded, screen sizes that spend every second of their day running stupid ass Touchwiz. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any updates? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of LG because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole lower level (of Android version). This is even worse than still running Ice Cream Sandwich.
Don’t be an iStranger. Just touch me with your best NFC. I’m pretty much perfect. I am Google's flagship phone, and I'm shown as the Android model in every mobile website. What website displays you, other than “ samsung.com”? I also get straight OTAs, and have a banging hot orb charger (She just charged me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO wireless). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just brick yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Q(T p)i charger
http://i.imgur.com/0HN0qTU.jpg

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