PROS
Well optimizated.
This game runs like a sausage in girls mouth. I get solid 60fps all the time. Back in the day it had a poor optimization but I can see clearly that they've been working hard on optimizating this game on my baby.


Boom!
Yup thats right This game is really fun to play when you have a bazooka on your hand. and bring that chaos level up. Just avoid those bikini girls and Young people


DLC.
Bring more fun into the game and if you dont already have any dlc's. I'd buy them if I were you. it brings missions worth of atleast 4hours(depending on your speed of completing missions). Mechs are just so fun to use. Throw those wagons onto granny Cletus. Or maybe you want to just start jumping on land like a pathetic fish with a boat. Thats fun #nolife

Graphics and textures.
I just love how colourful the game is So dont even consider about getting this game if you're depressed monkey.
Colours are so good that even little girls like to play as rico in unknown world¨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Max settings. Corners look so clear and sharp that they can Break any girls hymen apart twice.


Controller
is a must if you want to play this game and have a good time enjoying it

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Story.
Meh its just too short the main story is maybe worth 7hours. So no need to change boxers when you start playing jc3 story.


NO NUDISM.
Srsly this is a must when you're an old single man with a beer belly you just need to do your thing cuz, well everyone knows how dangerous its to open your browser and go to streaming sites( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). PFFSFSSFASFIKSFSFAFSASFOKfsAOJFSAOAFJ TRIGGERED. Even gta has nudism so go play gta if you want it. dont expect to find anything like that from this game. Unless you mod it.


Keyboard

Dont expect to truly enjoy this game on a keyboard so do yourself a favour and find a local Tough guy and smash your keyboard onto his/her head.


Verdict. Buy this game if you like beauty and you have a pc that can run this game. I Recommend buying this on sale as it is very very often on sale. Its like buying a high quality ''paid woman'' but knowing you cant never afford it so you're just going to wait until the package is on sale propably because its a used product by then.

YO! I'm out PEACE