Steam Community :: Pohjolan Jeesus

tamas. 21 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

**The Potion has the following ingredients:**

¤ A pinch of Ash
¤ One small Crow Fillet
¤ Five drops of Liquid Sorrow
¤ 100g Shadowgrass

**The ingredients have to be brewed for specific amount of times:**

¤ 6 seconds
¤ 1 minute
¤ 20 minutes
¤ 4 hours

**Furthermore, the order in which the ingredients are added to the brew matters.** The wrong order ruins the potion.

**The following clues can be found in the remains of the recipe:**

¤ Ash or Liquid sorrow requires 6 seconds of brewing. The other requires 4 hours.
¤ The ingredient with 20 minutes of brewing time is the first to be added.
¤ Shadowgrass is the last ingredient.
¤ Crow Fillet is not the second ingredient.
¤ The 3rd ingredient has a brewing time other than 6 seconds.

tamas. 7 Jan, 2021 @ 7:24am

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

tamas. 14 Dec, 2020 @ 3:52am

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

tamas. 14 Dec, 2020 @ 12:08am

I wore a mask at Target today. Three of my lungs collapsed as I got carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing in my own bacteria.
A brave patriot wearing an Affliction shirt, a MAGA hat, and sweet wrap around sunglasses saved me by giving me CPR. I thanked him and asked if he was a doctor and he said "who needs doctors when we have our fellow Americans, the ones who are here legally I mean."
I hugged him and threw my mask on the ground. The Star Spangled Banner played on the speaker system as everyone in the store ripped off their masks and threw them on the ground, chanting "down with communism!" God, Jesus, and all the angels looked down upon us from Heaven and clapped.

tamas. 18 Sep, 2020 @ 10:20pm

I like the charge blade combo that goes:
Right click (hold) > Right Click (release) > left click > right + left click > left click > left click > left click > right click + control > right + left click (hold) > control > Right click (hold) > Right Click (release) > left click > right + left click > left click > left click > left click > right click + control > right click + control > right click > right click > left + right click (hold)

tamas. 31 Aug, 2020 @ 9:53pm

It has been almost two years since I've made a comment here

tamas. 12 Sep, 2018 @ 12:34pm

but it was one!!!

tamas. 11 Sep, 2018 @ 9:26am

nooOo I accidentally deleted your last comment ಥ︵ಥ

tamas. 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:16am

d'aww Ned

tamas. 12 Jun, 2018 @ 3:06am

How much skill do you have?

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laurapplique 27 Mar, 2018 @ 7:15am

hey guys this sucks. I pulled an all nighter last night and around 6 in the morning I was snooping around the house and found my dads viagra and decided to take it and then jack off to porn. I had completely forgot i had a doctors appointment and my mom came to wake me up while i was jacking off in my room so i had to run over to the door and hold it shut, which took all my strength to hold that ♥♥♥♥♥ out. Now i was very arroused from watching porn and being disrupted in the middle of session. We get in the car and get to the doctors office and i go in and im in the room. Finally the doctor comes in (who looks about 80 years old). Anyways i lie down and as he fondles my testicles i get a raging boner and i almost instantly ♥♥♥ all over his hand and my self. I was so embarassed, i didnt know what to do and in an attempt to somehow cover it i said "hahaha sorry man i forgot to tell you im gay". At this point he just bert stared me and i just put my head down.

tamas. 23 Mar, 2018 @ 6:31am

I was abandoned by my parents when I was a child.
I was raised by pigs.
I was abandoned by the pigs too.

laurapplique 28 Jan, 2018 @ 11:32am

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laurapplique 8 Jan, 2018 @ 3:43am

If bae on her period 😰💉 then I'm on my period too 😤😤 it's uterUS 💑 not uterYOU. 😊💯❤️

tamas. 10 Nov, 2017 @ 11:04am

It has been a while since I commented here

tamas. 11 Mar, 2016 @ 3:00am