You smell like moustache hair

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You are the suck

Imagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.

Sucking ♥♥♥♥ ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the ♥♥♥♥ where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!