Introduktion:
Do you like to argue with random people on your team?
Do you want to learn how to speak simple yet essential Russian phrases?
Do you like to dress up your guns with flashy yet useless skins?
Of course you do, so hurry up get this game and either drop it after a week or play for an eternity!

How to pley csgo:
Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get lvl 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Buy it.
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with 4 russians and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.

recommended settings:
voice_enable 0
volume 0
unbind mouse1

Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you are idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You are camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You are camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You are hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosin and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

Also das Spiel hat ja an sich alles was ich mag.
1. Kinder, die nichts raffen dich aber flamen
2. Russen
3. aggresive Türken, die nicht auf ihren Döner klar kommen
4. Perfekte Koordination und Motivation durch den 1 nicen Trustfactor
5. Nur legitime Spieler (ich meine wer cheatet schon 2k19 rein)
6. Kranke 64 Tick Server
7. einen guten Anti-Cheat, wo selbst das offene Gartentor nicht mithalten kann
8. Neue Grafik- und Mapdesigns, die das Gameplay immer verbesseren
9. Suizidgefahr sowohl den Tod durch einen Infarkt ist um 88% erhöht
10. 32 Tick Demos im Overwatch
11. 50h LAN Legenden
12. neue Sprachen
13. Updates, die der Community weiterhelfen
14. Faire Teambalance bei über 2 Minuten Que Time
15. Gute Waffenbalance(Meta Aug)
16. Perfekter Netcode
17. geile Hitboxen

Denke ich sollte alle positiven Merkmale aufgezählt haben.

Short summary of this game based on the comment section:

"The only game where the bots can be truly unpredictable instead of moving like vegetables."

"Wir sind an einem Punkt angekommen, an dem Indie-Entwickler deutlich bessere Spiele abliefern als die dicken AAA Firmen. Das Spiel ist jeden Cent wert!"

"WAR CRIMES IN: 3,2,1"

"Fortnite is gay"

"Got jumpscared by a super loud shotgun bang.
I panicked and opened fire roughly around the area where the sound was coming from.
Shot 3 civilians and the suspect.
Lost an officer.
Case closed.
Got fired from my job as a SWAT operator.
Went home and played Ready or Not."

"The typical human's reaction time is 250 milliseconds. However, the average AI reaction time in this game is 249 milliseconds, which is enough time to allow you to realise that you got 360 no-scoped by an AI on the other side of the map; but not enough time for you to do anything about it."

"cant convince 3 of my friend to buy the game

0/10

i'm not ready yet"

"Cuffed a civilian and then they unleashed their entire life story upon my law enforcement ears.
So anyways, I shot her right in the face and proceeded to bash open a door tripped with a grenade next to all the other civilians, killing everyone in the building.
10/10"

"UNAUTHORIZED USE OF FORCE -200
UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DEADLY FORCE -1800"