SHAZ-E
Rahul   Greater London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
๐ŸŽฉ
Hey there! I see you found my super-secret profile page yaaaay! :D
I'm just a herpy derp guy who loves games and general geekiness.

If you know me as Shaz you've probably known me a loooooooong time! So hi friend! :D



http://www.furaffinity.net/user/percytheplatypus/
"I got buns, hun!~"


10:08 AM - Ari: You're not a beer. You are a cat.

12:53 - Balious: Hey shaz, say something stupid :D
12:53 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell....also butts!
12:54 - Balious: I give it an A for effort
12:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: :D

'Cause all I need~
Is the love you breathe~
Put your lips on me~
And I can live underwateeeeeer!~


About me:
19
Living in London - going to uni next year so that'll change (hopefully I get to go to Bath!)



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โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œ
โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘leโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘toucanโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘hasโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘arrivedโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Currently Online
QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES!
(yay out of context quotes!)
23:43 - Fenny: 6:43 PM - Juni: timestamps are for nerds


10:30 - Grunt: spork seems... smaller so...
10:30 - Grunt: nawt as gud dildo
10:30 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: oh well that's alrtight
10:30 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: I don't like the thought of shoving a microphone up my ass anyways xD
10:31 - Grunt: XD


20:43 - Grunt: that scream while they're burning rofl
20:49 - Grunt: scream many funn-e @-@
20:49 - Percalope ๐Ÿฐ: xD
20:49 - Percalope ๐Ÿฐ: *is adding this to his quote wall out of context*
20:50 - Grunt: they're like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" and rolling all over the ground n โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
20:50 - Grunt: xD
20:50 - Grunt: /me might be a bit sadistic
20:50 - Percalope ๐Ÿฐ: just a tad :3
20:50 - Grunt: yis, just the tip

09:53 - Zieren: do you know all of my fetishes frost
09:54 - Zieren: do you
09:54 - Frost: Uhh
09:54 - Zieren: ill bet you do
09:54 - Frost: No, you never told me :x
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: Zieren is totes into eating ice cream
09:54 - Zieren: oh, lol
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: the clut
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: slut*
09:54 - Zieren: CLUT
09:54 - Zieren: AMAZING
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: DAMNIT XD
09:54 - Frost: funt.
09:54 - jfm: lol
09:54 - Zieren: spave,
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: NO
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: NOT SPAVE! ; A;
09:54 - Zieren: my fetish is hilarious typos
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: I FORGOT ABOUT SPAVE
09:54 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: <3
09:55 - Fisk: what is a spave
09:55 - Zieren: <3

09:08 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: I go back to school later today :<
09:09 - Frito, the musicfox: ;w;
09:09 - Frito, the musicfox: *lays on you*
09:09 - Frito, the musicfox: not unless I get off!
09:09 - Frito, the musicfox: wait
09:10 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: XD
09:10 - Frito, the musicfox: THAT SOUNDED WRONG
09:10 - Frito, the musicfox: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
09:10 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: indeed
09:10 - Frito, the musicfox: *JUMPS OFF AND RUNS*
09:10 - Frito, the musicfox: >///////////////////////////////>
09:10 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: well I'm not leaving for like 3 or 4 hours xD
09:10 - Frito, the musicfox: <<
09:11 - Frito, the musicfox: *hides under the bed*
09:23 - Frito, the musicfox: >w>
09:24 - Frito, the musicfox: still can't believe how bad that sounded
09:24 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: XD
09:24 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: Freud would have a lot to say :P
09:24 - Frito, the musicfox: ;w;
09:24 - Frito, the musicfox: ;W;

20:59 - Fenny: haha
20:59 - Fenny: i'll be back in a bit guys
20:59 - Devlรฉon: Cya
20:59 - Fenny: *takes percy with me*
21:00 - Fenny disconnected.
21:14 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: *is back* hello! :3
21:13 - Fenny entered chat.
21:13 - Fenny: back
21:13 - [ TCN ] Aggrit: Hey Fenny
21:13 - Fenny: *returns percy*
21:13 - [ TCN ] Aggrit: wb friend
21:14 - Commodore Moon Moon: *drop kicks Percy into orbit*
21:14 - Commodore Moon Moon: Byeeee
21:15 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

18:24 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!
18:24 - Randy Deer: POTATOS!!!!
18:24 - Helix: ALLAHU AKBAR
18:24 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: A....ABSOLUTELY!
18:24 - Helix: Chat is over
18:24 - Randy Deer: I LIKE LAMPS
18:24 - sciffycirco: um... the economy?
18:24 - Helix: You all fell victim to cyber terrorism
18:24 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: this is going on my wall xD
18:24 - Randy Deer: I blame Luxemburg


20:47 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: http://i.imgur.com/ZKXQSTx.jpg
20:48 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: ^size comparison
20:48 - Air Neko (Goofdroid 9000.1): dildo vs anal bead? o. o
20:48 - Percalope The Derpasaur ๐Ÿฐ: .....you read Grunt and my conversation didn't you? XD
20:48 - Air Neko (Goofdroid 9000.1): I read and added :D

Rarest Achievement Showcase
atmo 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:35am 
Lies and slander :fscared:
The Ice Spice of Drunk Driving 1 Sep, 2015 @ 10:21pm 
If you don't cook the chicken and tell them it's cooked they won't notice
Kyle 5 Aug, 2015 @ 4:45pm 
Happy (late) Percy Day!
Hunter 5 Jul, 2015 @ 10:15am 
hi
Blue 28 Jun, 2015 @ 10:48am 
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