Recent reviews by Jehovah's Thiccness

Who needs a gf when you can just buy one in game?

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Killed a monkey man and dropped them by my buddy, ended up being instantly sent to the underworld (under the map) for an infinite swim but at least I could still see the homies on the lands above. "Early access, btw."

Streamed this game in a discord call with friends and let everyone take a turn making the choices, Started off seeing how badly would could ruin this dudes dating life and after we instantly failed the first 3 dates we changed course and tried to see who could win over who. It was a very fun and interesting time roasting each others choices and seeing how it turned out. The main character was very cringe and sometimes the way he would answer things just came off like he was a bumbling idiot but overall an alright game to party play. Would not go into the game expecting something substantial.

Ronald Reagan called me a communist and tried to kill me. I was also sexually harassed by a robot with hidden attachments. 10/10 Would recommend.

Contrary to the many pleas and cries from the skeleton warriors I now own many skull shaped coffee cups and seem to have misplaced a unicorn head.

More toxic than Kanye West when he found out his wife was on the Hub with another guy.

Sea Of Thieves is simultaneously the most calming, beautiful, and serene game you're likely to play, and also the most rage-inducing, punch a baby in the mouth, literally and figuratively lose your ♥♥♥♥ game you're likely to play... But it's fun!

Forgot to save Timmy.

Too busy building tree houses and t-bagging cannibals to establish dominance.

Rust will ruin your soul. It will make you think down on humanity itself and wish you could burn the whole world down, sparing nobody... then once you’ve finished crying over the fact you lost everything somehow to a 5 year old with a hot mic and clearly no parental guidance, get back on and play again.

This is the most toxic game I’ve ever played.
This game has ruined my life.
I love it.