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92 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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0.9 hrs on record
I got this game for free for buying either my gpu or cpu idk

It's boring
Posted 2 February.
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1.6 hrs on record
Good
Posted 30 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Simple goofy and good
Posted 3 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BORED AND ANNOYED
All the characters are annoying
Their dialogue is annoying
Disabled all dialogue because it pissed me off
Turned off all music
Game forces you to still listen to their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ song selection
Game looks terrible
Driving feels awful
Even crashing is ZZZ

Opening scene is driving in a straight line with bright flashing lights and a police chase, kinda boring racing wise but Ig it's fine, immediately after you're forced in some open world slop where you get thrown in a car that sucks ♥♥♥♥ and then get forced to drive slow ass races on the most bland, oval ass boring racing tracks ever

I bought this for like 2 bucks and I swear to god I've never felt this scammed

Also why on earth does it download the EA slop app
Posted 2 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
522.6 hrs on record (499.2 hrs at review time)
Pushing Rockstar Games Launcher for literally no reason whatsoever because my accounts are already linked

There's literally no other games sold on that sh*t platform

Why bother pushing it

You're not even competing with Steam/GOG/Epic
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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114.9 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Might as well just get aids
Posted 23 December, 2023. Last edited 17 February, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record
Amazing movement, if you learn it you can take alternate routes or even shortcuts, good enemies that all have clear downtime

BUT THEN you beat the first boss of the game and everything just goes out the window.
Rails everywhere that force you to take only THEIR route, at THEIR speed
Enemies that even if you dodge their attacks have no downtime
You HAVE to interact with them THEIR way
Sections of the game where you're supposed to be crouched where they want you to do it their way SOOOOO BADLY that they FORCE CROUCH YOU
You create an amazing movement system that gives you so many options and lets you do so many flashy things just to say "♥♥♥♥ everything you just enjoyed here's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gimmicks + all your freedoms of playing are gone"

The yellow rails and Samurai enemies should've stayed in internal testing
Cannot be asked to play further than the forced crouch section
So much wasted potential
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
626.2 hrs on record (612.6 hrs at review time)
Game is currently god awful and makes me want to kill myself
Not being able to see clearly ever is the least fun experience in any game.
Terrible obnoxious VFX + the fact I cant even adjust my crosshair shape, size or disable the movement of it.
4 years and that's still a missing feature LMFAO
Removal of movement tech, general hipfire nerfs etc.
Compared to launch every gun is an inconsistent mess.
Taking away the consistency from the gunplay is probably the single worst idea any developer has ever had.

Ranked is unplayable, not just the system but half the maps are designed so poorly they're better off scrapping them.
Legends like Seer and Catalyst that straight up take away any reason to ever even consider caring about competitive.
Game also runs like hot garbage. Low framerates, high GPU usage, INSANE frame drops.
Currently running an autoexec with 350 lines of commands still cant get a smooth experience.
It's laughable honestly.

God awful servers that make the rare moments where the gameplay would shine worthless because you die around around 3 corners. 20 tick is terrible, ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERY GUN IS PROJECTILE. No regs left right up down everywhere I can't take it anymore.

For the love of god get dedicated servers instead of renting them from some weird company no one's ever heard of for a reason.
And bump up the tickrate to MINIMUM 30.

I try so hard to love this game but it's just not possible anymore, playing is nothing short of misery, even getting high damage high kill games feels unrewarding because there's so much stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on all the time.

At least they gave me Wattson and she's cute I guess Idk man.
Posted 28 March, 2023. Last edited 30 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.6 hrs on record
Game wont even allow you to adjust your sensivity in 0.5 increments wtf is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 25 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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