Why is Major general wearing a santa hat? Is he festive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJpgyKumPdk Is this you?

FIRST TWELVE COMMENT OF 2021!!!
You're wearing a santa hat in summer?! Madlad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Q-zJAQOTU&ab_channel=ptacek2100

A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uwu