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Do you want to feel like a god who smites everyone in his view but at the same time anything on these forsaken planets could sneeze on you and all of your hour long run comes to a screeching halt?

The perfect scavenger game where you try to fight the continuous scaling of the enemy before you. Fun and the different characters add a lot of variety to gamemplay styles

Great game but god awful what they did to our boy Mick Gordon. Damn near criminal how these companies treat the talent that these games are built on.

Singing Super Sonic Racing as you zoom through a surf map while stabbing folks in VR is a surreal experience to say the least.

For the $0.99 price tag you'd have to be stupid not to buy this. It's most definitely worth the money at that price. I'd say it's worth $5 at most but damn for 99 cents its a steal and a great game.

A 3D spiritual successor to Hotline Miami. 10/10

The inclusion of pitchforks makes me very happy but the framing of pitch corp as bad guys is bad. We need good role models in the pitchfork industry portrayed in video games.

But then again gunning through these beautiful levels and exploring each level is great! The game encourages exploring in the form of little stuffed devils you can find if you look hard, or sometimes health packs (rarely).

Challenging but just enough so that it remains to be very enjoyable. Short game but has lots of replayability.

Also! REMEMBER TO CLICK AROUND DURING THE LOAIDING SCREENS ITS BEAUTIFUL. Would've payed the full price for just a game full of these loading screens.

Wow I can't believe they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up this bad. I used to play the Arma 2 Mod Day Z a lot and this feels nothing like it. In anyway. And it is absolute ASS. I played on a high pop server and the amount of zombies was pathetic. The zombie AI is absolutely retarded which is hard to do compared to the original. I just walked up to zombies and killed them in 3 hits from a sledge hammer and they would just stand there. I've seen a bunch of them run through walls like danny phantom. And then there's gun spawn rates and ammo spawn rates.

For the whole time I played I found only 1 gun with the compatable ammo. I found the gun then ran around for a long ass while through a few cities then found the ammo for it. 6 bullets..... And it was for a ♥♥♥♥ pistol and the mechanics for the reloading and all this ♥♥♥♥ was absolute garbage.

Just everything about this game is horrible. I'm so happy its free to play just so everyone can see how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage this game is. What a waste of my time to download this.

The online just is broken. I have 100 up and down on my internet and the game was just straight up too laggy to play with anyone on the server. They all seemed to be lagging as well. This was after waiting for like half an hour to find a match.

The knockout time has been lowered so much that its pretty much nearly impossible to end someone unless they do it to themselves......

The game used to be amazing. I was following this from the first iteration of the game. That was probably one of the best times for it. Now it's just broken and a mess and the devs seem to keep running it into the ground without even trying to play it to see whats wrong or how they could make it better.

Oh and to add to that this thing is unoptimized as ♥♥♥♥. I have a gtx 1060 and it just HOGS gpu on medium settings..... All this and it only looks marginally better than the alpha of the game.

Excellent game from an excellent developer who has steadily made great progress on the game and has had clear communication with the community.

Update to review of this god awful game.

The community is god awful and the game is still buggy.

For example:

Had a game where a gang of 4 users bullied me and took turns killing me each round. I can't do anything cause ubisoft doesn't punish group bullies.

I go into another game. This time 3 users bully me and call me ♥♥♥♥ and kill me everytime I dont carry the game.

The community is so toxic that it's not even worth mentioning the huge amount of bugs this game has because you wont experience them cause you'll be busy dying....

The game itself is amazing and so fun (minus the upkeep update) but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the community so cancerous and hateful I can not reccomend this game.

If you're gonna play it, never play this game alone or you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you play as a group maybe you'll make it, maybe a guy with an ak will just mow you down over and over and over again.

Don't buy this game because of the community.


*UPDATE 2020: Wow the game runs even worse than previously. I have tried to load in and it crashes within 5 minutes of gameplay. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful.