First of all, if you dont know who i am by now the chances are your a complete turd burglar.
And if ya dont know what that means well your definately a one.

I am Buzzcocks, the fastest dancer in the North East, the first person to get a cow off its face at marlish farm and the first person to poke the cramlington avon lady.
I take plenty of drugs, a get them all off me local dealers... Mitchie Cookson is the Crammy dealer and me uncle. Spakka Johnson is the Heaton Dealer, he's abit daft in the head but he does rayker pay-as-you-smoke deals. Blah Toof Rob is another Crammy dealer, he does Belta deals plus his daughter lets you clark aboot with her flaps if you buy her a can of pop. Scruffy Anna is the Cowgate dealer, propa lush green plus she lets you ruck her if you buy a half ounce in cash. Granda Rikson is the oldest Crammy dealer, his tac is pure strict as ♥♥♥.