Winning is everything. The only one who remembers you when you come second is your girlfriend.

I hate when you're having sex with a girl and she screams out another guy's name. Like, seriously, who the hell is "Rape"?

Jesus promised removal of all the wicked, Odin promised removal of all the Ice Giants.......I don't see many Ice Giants around.

Christians, your god was hammered to a tree. Our god has a giant hammer. Any questions?

A wise man once said: Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette.