SomethingOffensive
Patrick   New York, New York, United States
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Lolhop Inc.
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Diablo® IV
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Take it easy on the water.
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Favourite Quotes
"Dinger!" -Coach Robert W. Mangham

"Call the cops!" -William Meade

"See ya!" -Austin, Elite Runner


"I'm 12 and I HATE the songs that are playing like anaconda etc its rlly weird like I don't care if you can twerk or whatever I wish there were more songs like this and not Ninki Manash or however its spelled I want more stuff like coldplay" -kaitlyn robertson

"I already paid my taxes!" -Anonymous

"it aint a sport if it doesnt have flow" -wifielite69_

"yololol" -wifielite69_

"get_rect()" -Albert Sweigart

"Was playing TF2 way before you, filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casual." -Hoolaf

"screw u wyat" -Ian10583

"J'ai pas fait les yeux.
Tu veux que je fais les yeux?
Je ne sens pas de faire les yeux."

Ooh! Big space to type in. Goody! I like skiing. More than you do. I like skiing more than I like you. Congratulations! You have been surpassed by an inanimate non-even-an-object! Bet that makes you feel great. Anyway, I've got better things to do than elaborate upon my undisputable greatness. See ya later, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. -SomethingOffensive, age ~12
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Minor Incident. Don't worry, there are only abut 50 bodies not included in this picture.
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Space Haven
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last played on 23 Nov, 2024
Software Inc.
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WorldBox - God Simulator
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Comments
Anti RDM Police Chief 10 Nov, 2020 @ 8:45pm 
+rep smokes more bowls than Bol Bol
Gman8pie 12 Jan, 2017 @ 10:45pm 
HUE HUE HUE
CheekyMangos 23 Dec, 2016 @ 10:36pm 
daddy f me
SpiderXP_ 18 Sep, 2016 @ 2:11pm 
Cucking fill yourself
Mommy's Brave Boy 17 Aug, 2015 @ 9:02pm 
Liar detected vvvvvvv
Take it easy on the water. 17 Aug, 2015 @ 12:19pm 
nice sweigger quote there bud xd