🐧 Alex the Emperor Penguin™ – Certified Penguin of Mass Distraction 🕹️
Game dev by day, sliding on pixelated ice by night.

📚 Graduated with honors: Button Mashing & Ludicrous Deadlines
🎮 Currently developing: Games that may or may not break the fourth wall and your GPU
🐧 Species: Aptenodytes forsteri
🍕 Runs on: Code, cola, and occasional salami
🤝 Accepts: Real life friend requests, bug reports, and ritual sacrifices to the RNG gods

⚠️ WARNING:
• Known to rage-quit spreadsheets and romance spreadsheets in the same hour
• Might insert penguins into your cutscenes without permission

“Work hard, play harder, debug hardest.”

Catch me in the wild or in the Steamworks. Either way, there will be squawking.