+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

@n/a VR porn bro. Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked "for women" thinking it was "four women". Next thing I know I was knee height with a boner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went into my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my room. Technology man

^_^

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive ♥♥♥♥ makes me horny as ♥♥♥♥. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to. I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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gh

Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.

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+rep Thanks for the trade

did you?

did you get aberration i did