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ㅤ* If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
ㅤ* A man goes into a fish and chip shop and orders fish and chips twice. The shop owner says, "I heard you the first time."
ㅤ* A man returns from an exotic holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We have the results back from your tests and we have found you have an extremely nasty disease called M.A.D.S. It's a combination of Measles, AIDS, Diphtheria, and Shingles!" "Oh my gosh", cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well we're going to put you on a di