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God was angry and made their arms really small so T-Posing was not viable for them anymore.
But then they got angry and became the killing machines we know them as today.
But this was only a case of venting their anger because of the unjust actions of their petty creators.
Wake up sheeple, this is the Earth's true history!
Afterwards, all dinosaurs got nuked by a fat one, because Ophis tricked God's first humans into eating his enchanted golden apples, so he nuked all the snake looking mofos. The reason birds evolved from the surviving dinos is because Noah accidentally took some small carnivorous raptors among the other new "mammals" God made to protect them from God's incoming nuke and put them into his spaceship, The ARK.
Guess you can say Earth's history is a story of an Ark, survival and evolution.
And this is why i believe Ark: Survival Evolved is the true gospel of god.