+REP A++ Ran into this player in matchmaking and it was like playing against a pro. My head was a nail, his gun the hammer, and he always hit his mark. A well-trained, oiled, greased up monkey with movement that rivals the greatest of all times. If your team is butter, this guy will spread you all over his bread and make a meal with seasoning from the salt you've experienced being his opponent. He sneaks around the map like a ghost, shrieks like a banshee, and unloads death on your team as if he was Odin striking down mortals from Valhalla.

My story is both strange and true. I was born in the year the English call 1590. My family were leaders of the Patuxet people and I, too, was raised to lead. But in 1614 I was taken to Spain against my will. Now it is 1621 and I am again in my homeland. My name is Squanto. I would like to tell you my tale.