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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:13am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:13am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:13am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm



Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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