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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:22pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:38am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:50am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:59pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:46am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:46am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:36pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:00am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 12:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:14am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:19am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 2:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:59pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:36pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:39am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 7:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:31am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 1:31pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 1:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 2:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:47pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:34pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:19am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:45am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:19am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 11:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:08am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:08am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:48pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:03pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:46am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:59am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:26pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:52pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:08pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:14am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:59am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 2:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:22am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:37pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:46pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:17pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:07am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:10pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:13pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:01pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:05am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:56am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:29am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:06am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:51pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:37pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:04am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:35pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:13am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:54am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:01am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:12am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 2:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:23am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:53pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:44pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:42am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:14am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:42pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:02am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:24am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:02am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked