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1,425.8 hrs on record (1,422.1 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 14 February.
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189.3 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
BAD GAME STAY AWAY. This is coming from an ex Top 500 PS4 player, devs don't care anymore never really did tbh.
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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18.0 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
10 out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10, would play again and again.
Posted 29 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Visually the game is a 10/10.

But everything else not so much, feels so empty and combat feels clunky.
I Pre-Ordered this game and hope nobody makes the same mistake as me buying this for the price it's currently at, it's like an indie game being sold at a AAA price. The worst part for me was the sounds as it feels so quiet and all the sounds were just thrown together with no real care.

In conclusion AVOID THIS GAME until maybe its on sale at like 88%.
Posted 25 May, 2021.
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154.2 hrs on record (92.4 hrs at review time)
There once was a ship that put to sea
And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
Before the boat had hit the water
The whale's tail came up and caught her
All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
When she dived down below (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
No line was cut, no whale was freed
An' the captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the Whaleman's creed
She took that ship in tow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
For forty days or even more (ooh)
The line went slack then tight once more
All boats were lost, there were only four
And still that whale did go
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone
The Wellerman makes his regular call
To encourage the captain, crew and all
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
Posted 14 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
37.2 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
Rocket Arena is a purchase that I am (AT UPMOST SATISFACTION) pleased with. This game has changed my life forever and now I can obtain the puh, even in aerial situations. This has been the best 19 hours of my entire existence and It would be an honor to visit the headquarters and kiss the feet of the devs. Rocket Arena is just like real life, my sister megablasted me out my window, but I will not submit a report as this was my own fault.

Kind regards, Schmitt.
Posted 20 July, 2020.
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