You try pulling your pants up too hard and rip them clean off your body, leaving you even more naked than before. Right after this happens, a group of children on a field trip wander into the exhibit and see your wacky disgrace. You know that this is illegal, so you immediately call the police to explain that you were only naked unto the children because you tried to get a goblin to show you some camels but she stole your belt and fed it to her blood nymphs instead. The police understand completely and assure you that you won’t get in trouble. But while you’ve got them on the line, you decide to also confess that you accidentally ran over a turtle with your car in 2006 and couldn’t stop smiling for a week. The police are outraged to hear this, and they come to the zoo and arrest you.