Recent reviews by PainlessBread

I wish I could play it again for the first time...

Worth the $ 10/10

I like the French now...

Democracy requires... sacrifices

good star wars game

p2w menta1 i11n3ss

I went to the top

Truck go vrrrrr

>Surv has mission to go across map to check on brother @ police station
>Take another Surv with me, slowly exploring the map on our way
>Find station over run by zombies and get zerg rushed
>Zombie the size of an elephant (jug) attacks us too
> drop `200 round into the mfer with 2 pipe bombs
>just a scratch
>cower in police station because jug too big to fit thru door
>realize I have 5% stamina & 20% health and no way to fix it
>realize follower got infected and has to be cured in 30 min
>run outside to get in car, jug smashes it and it explodes
>mfw I have to get my buddy across the map while we both have no stamina or health within 30 min with no car
>escape jug and find Porsche with like 2 miles of gas
>go as far as we can, then run from outlook to outlook scanning for cars
>less than 5 min left
>find ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Saturn with a tiny bit of gas
>race across the mountain and make it back to base with less than a min to spare
>save buddy
>mfw i just lived out a Hollywood writers wet dream dynamically

Really not worth it, I have a ton of playtime because I want my monies worth, but its a classic ubisoft kind of experience. Ridiculous and annoying amount of side quests that are not interesting and deep but shallow and meant to extend playtime, a metric ton of quest lines about collecting random things to pad out the worst and your quest log, the main story is lazy and forgettable, the best part of the game are the spells and combat but even the combat gets repetitive and difficulty is only changed by an enemies amount of health, making "spell" sponges on higher difficulties.