My trade offer URL - http://steamproxy.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=83606435&token=VHneq7l3

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... [grips Sasha] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. [leans in] It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds."