I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Here is a few videos I think you may enjoy and maybe get a bit sexual from them as I did...

Slapping Bin Laden with a piece of Bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY&list=PLBhSIYVITHSSIo_gHwY0Ym1fRf8M3lC0-

Giving Jacob Sartorius a skin head the little ♥♥♥♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY&list=PLBhSIYVITHSSIo_gHwY0Ym1fRf8M3lC0-&index=2

Your mum getting sucked off by Rolf Harris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Vuw-burI0&index=3&list=PLBhSIYVITHSSIo_gHwY0Ym1fRf8M3lC0-