MAKES SCAMMERS CRY

J. Jonah Jameson Jr.

Need a middleman? You've come to the right place!

Need an unusual broker? You have also come to the right place!

(I middleman for free, but my brokering skills require a small fee)

Look in my comments to see my happy customers!

(Pictures of Spiderman from Google do not qualify as payment for brokering your unusual.)

(If I middleman for you please remove me from your friends list after the transaction is completed. My friends list is full 90% of the time.)