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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 11:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 4:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2015 @ 3:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 8:33am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 11:30am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 11:26am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 10:59am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2015 @ 2:22am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 12:28am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:32pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 5:07am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 4:29pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2015 @ 2:34pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 11:30am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 6:12pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 8:39am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2015 @ 11:30am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 10:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 4:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 3:45pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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