well that is romantic indeed

if u have this message on ur steam profile, then that means that i wanna have SEX with u

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Ha ha! Freaking idiot lower level virgin being! You did not get the joke on my premise and now you will have to suffer my wrath. Get r slash wooooshed my guy. Thats woooosh with 4 o’s. Its quite comical for peasants to come to my domain and not understand these jokes. You and your post shall be banished to the archives known as r slash woooosh where you will be scoffed at for the rest of your life. Take that Normie!

ofc ;P

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Oh Johnny

you want some of this smoke

Happy New YEar 2019

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester

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☩You say Pop, I scream DEUS VULT!!!
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I failed at getting in a Tampon for 3 years.
One day I reached the point of desperation.

So I just went to the bathroom, grabbed a Tampon, and sMASHED THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ UP IN THERE.
It hurt. Like hell.
Then I left it in overnight, and from there on, I could fit any kind/size of Tampon down there!
So ladies, don't worry, no matter how or when, it will work one day. :wink:

This ♥♥♥♥ makes me feel musical Imma go play my wrist like a violin

gay

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[Chorus]
First we gonna X, Then we gonna D
Then we let it POP, DON'T LET IT GO
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
(Repeat Once)

[Verse 3]
Aiiyo where my XD at?!
I know I got them down in the game
Give em love and they give it back
Toke too much for too long
Don't give up your too strong (What?!)
A dog to the bow wow honeyz
Shoutout to XD that done it
And it ain't even about the do'
It's about gettin down for what you XD for yo

[Chorus]
First we gonna X, Then we gonna D
Then we let it POP, DON'T LET IT GO
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
(Repeat Twice)

[Chorus]
First we gonna X, Then we gonna D
Then we let it POP, DON'T LET IT GO
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
XD gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
(Repeat Once)

[Verse 2]
Ain't never gave XD to me
But everytime I turn around
Cats got they hands out wantin XD from me
I ain't got it so you can't get it
Lets leave it at that 'cause I ain't wit it
Hit it wit full strength
I'm a jail XD
So I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen
X against D, D against X
Whatever, whenever
♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you gon' do?
I'm a XD in sheeps clothing
Only XD that you know who can chill
Come back and get the streets open
I've been doing this for nineteen years
XD wanna fight me? Fight these tears
I put in work and it's all for the kids
But these cats done forgot what XD is (UH-HUH!)
They don't know who we be
Lookin! but they don't know who they see, XD

Arf Arf
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr)
Uh, Yeah don't get it twisted
This XD ♥♥♥♥... is mine
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... it's not... a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... game
♥♥♥♥ what you heard
It's what you XD'N
It's what you XD'N (Listen)
It's what you XD'N (Listen)
It's what you XD'N (Listen)

[Verse 1]
XD gon give it to ya
♥♥♥♥ waitin' for you to XD on your own
XD gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's XD
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin XD wit it
But I got such a good heart that
I'll make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll X D again
'cause I am right so I gots to XD
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you XD'n me
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never wanted nothin
But your wife said, ♥♥♥♥♥, and that's for the light day
I'm gettin X, D
Make a ♥♥♥♥♥ say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees
, ♥♥♥♥♥ Please, If the only thing you cats did was cOme out to XD
Stay out my way, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

XD

Owain Ögedei: XD
Kick The Fish: xd
Owain Ögedei: LAWL XD
Kick The Fish: smae
Kick The Fish: *dab*

lol

💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

yer YOU

yer gay

but i dotn want to remember that one

Remember when you weren't a whiney ♥♥♥♥♥♥

remember when you were my dad

nou ez

I AM SPARTA

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Hey now your a all🌠 get your 🎮on go🎳
Hey now your a 🎸🌠 get the 🎭on get 💵
And all that 🎉is ⚜️
Only 🌠break the mold

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Umm I can't help but see youre making fun of weeaboos... XD well you say all these things and they're all wrong:33. You say we're not Japanese because we weren't born in Japan that's wrong... >. > I'm spiritually Japanese( my Japanese name is Okami Kumatora xD). U also say we want to have sex with under age girlz Ya also wrong @.@ just because we watch hentai with under age girls doesn't mean we're attracted to them... Just like how bronys who watch pony porn aren't attracted to ponies XD(le bro hoof x3). So I hope you learned something my kawaii friend xD I'm off to watch Naruto bye squeee~! x33 rawr

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guten tag

Owain: ♥♥♥♥ me pls, dad.

Owain: ♥♥♥♥ me pls, dad.

Owain: ♥♥♥♥ me pls, dad.

actually warhammer

♥♥♥♥♥♥

kid stfu, hang yourself

weow k

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