"So you want three long, one cat, one mid, and one b, and how exactly is that going to work?" - "you'll all play your positions"

Edgar: "Yeah, but it's not about the jizz in my balls, it's about the jizz in my brain and in my heart. The jizz in my heart, Jimmy."

Ryan: "I would never... "
Wilfred: "Never what? ♥♥♥♥ in your neighbor's boot? Have sex with a stuffed giraffe in front of a small child? You'd be surprised what we're capable of once we put our mind to it."
Ryan: "Our mind?

Richard: "Gareth, I cannot thank you enough. Come here, you."
Gareth: "Hey, I've only ever hugged one man in my life, and it
was the day my father died. I squeezed that rotten bastard to death."
Richard: "Right. We'll hug later. Good talk."

Killian: "You want to hang out sometime?"
Jimmy: "What? What are you even talking about? I'm an adult.
Do you know what that means? It means that I am beset upon
at all times by a tsunami of complex thoughts and struggles,
unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate
the futility of everything and yet still rage against the dying of the
light.So do you see how monumentally stupid you, a child,
asking me "do I want to hang out sometime" is?"
Killian: "My dad designs video games. We get all the new ones early."
Jimmy: "Come over around 8:00."

Wilfred: "It's not gay. It's funny. It's edgy."
Ryan: "Wilfred, you put your penis in my mouth while I was
asleep. Then you took a picture of it and put it on a coffee mug."