yes

is it true that you goon

Una chica... ¿Y una gamer? ¡Uau, mamá! ¡Hummina, hummina, hummina, bazooooooooing! *ojos desorbitados* ¡AROOOOOOOOGA! *se le cae la mandíbula y la lengua sale* GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU GUAU *la lengua sale de la boca sin control goteando y todo a su alcance* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *un pequeño cupido le dispara una flecha al corazón* Ahhhhhhhhhhh mi señorita... *un corazón en forma de corazón empieza a latir tan fuerte que puedes verlo a través de la camisa* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *un camión de leche se estrella contra una panadería en el fondo derramando líquido blanco y masa en las calles* EL BEBÉ QUIERE ♥♥♥♥ *inhala del tanque de gasolina* honka honka honka honka *masturbarse Furiosamente* ohhhh Dios mío~

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Avid HoMM3 enjoyer
dumbass is still trying to make inferno work LMAO

i ahte you

Oye, lo siento, vi tu perfil y pensé que te veías linda en tu foto, tenía muchas ganas de decírtelo)) ¡Es muy raro ver chicas jugando videojuegos jaja! No sé por qué es cosa de chicos, sinceramente estoy muy en contra de la misoginia y me gusta ser la que está en la cocina haciendo sándwiches. Realmente deberíamos jugar l4d2 algún día, es un juego de zombies genial con muchos momentos de miedo, pero no te preocupes, estaré ahí para protegerte 😃 lo siento, no fue coqueteo, te juro que solo estoy intentando Sé amable . ¿Es demasiado lejos? Lo siento mucho soy muy tímido y no salgo mucho jaja agrégame en skype deberíamos hablar más te ves muy simpática y divertida xxx

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mr electric send this he/they to mumbai

hola
tu es ella/ellos, si?

hello oomfie

oomfie

do u have lesbian tutorial??
where is lesbian tutorial?

BUILD THAT WALL!!!!!!!!!!

Run to the bedroom in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe

wait is this amissadai
holy ♥♥♥♥ im so old rn

HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD

Homeles guy high on crack:

Miss you bro. Hope you are doing alright.

yeah ok thats it
the argentinians are my new best ♥♥♥♥ friends

♥♥♥

Penis size should be a volumetric measurement

Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.

I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of penis size as Venus penis points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.

The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;

The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.

The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.

Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.

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0.2KDA goofyass mf

Hahahahaha NO

No, I do NOT want to suck a ♥♥♥♥. EVER. Watching some webms will not change this. Do you comprehend? Do you unnastan' the words that is comin' outta my mouf?

NO!

Now that I've dispensed with that little rant, perhaps you could take heed of this and simply title your threads with "blowjobs" or something efficient. Unless you're targetting them exclusively at women, which I can understand.

How about,

>Webms that make you fine, fine women want to suck a ♥♥♥♥. Guys welcome too, if you're into that

Let's learn from this, shall we?

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do it right now

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guapo

Allah

realest shlomo i know

La encarnación de la belleza, ternura y pureza en una sola chica.

Walter

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rat

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Cumisaddai

eternalos por miquos

Do you ♥♥♥?

:))))

♥♥♥.

ES ESO UNA MUJER FEMENINA????

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Walter

bro...