Osiren
Mike   Nashville, Tennessee, United States
 
 
There’s the Popular kids, the Jocks, the Nerds, and then… heh.. there’s me (derp)

@osiren_ on twitter
Currently Offline
/// WARNING ///
THIS USER HAS MORE HOURS ON FARMING SIMULATOR THAN KOVAAKS. HE MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO HIT HIS SHOTS BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO RUN A COMBINE.
Favorite Game
5.7
Hours played
Review Showcase
101 Hours played
Come for the single player, stay for the animal crossing for guys in Red Dead Online. Hunt, Fish, and run around the map collecting fossils to get meaningless upgrades and new objects for your character. My horse runs 5% faster now that I spent $1125 in the stables. Accounting for inflation, I would be able to send a Tesla to the space with that kind of money. I accumulated the fortune by picking up random bird eggs and hair brushes and sold them to a woman who 100% tried to use crystals to heal her husband who was dying of a common cold before dayquil was invented.