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Recent reviews by Ortismus

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228.8 hrs on record (204.1 hrs at review time)
Dead ♥♥♥♥ing set my mates ♥♥♥♥ing forced me to get this game i refunded it once before and i gave it another try cause my ♥♥♥♥ing IDIOT friends said nah nah nnah get it get it its on sale. So im like oh ♥♥♥♥ sweet its only 8$ but 11$ AUD so im getting scammed. Anyways besides that i played like 2 bloody hours with them and all i did was watch them ♥♥♥♥ing build like wtf is going on?? Like legit game is so ♥♥♥♥♥ boring gonna refund it for the second time gosh dude??? In conclusion Tobias Wolff wrote a good book which was actually a memoir and this game is so ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ i rather read This Boys Life by Tobias Wolff 100 ♥♥♥♥ing times ♥♥♥♥ me legit gosh dude. So the other ♥♥♥♥ing day i played with DA BOYS and we got ♥♥♥♥ing raided so i decided to shoot a ♥♥♥♥ing MISSLE out the window AND WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ GETS IN MY WAY????? GOOD OL GAY ♥♥♥♥ HUSS. Anyways he cost us the game i didnt get to sit on the Iron Throne and ♥♥♥♥ Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
Posted 27 November, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2020.
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4,270.2 hrs on record (2,806.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash game
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
191.6 hrs on record (111.5 hrs at review time)
burp ohhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 21 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
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926.2 hrs on record (57.3 hrs at review time)
this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer af. the ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't let me refund ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 26 November, 2016. Last edited 26 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
sexy
Posted 1 June, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
82.7 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
YOU CAN FAP............
OH AND YOU CAN DO THAT IN THE GAME TO.......

Posted 28 February, 2014.
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31.3 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
it might seem old but it's better then you think. buy it and try it. turst me, if you like co-op zombie games this is for you.
Posted 7 December, 2013.
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