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♥♥♥♥ you

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big ♥♥♥♥ you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁Brother☁

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

The other day🤣🤙 I went to the aquarium, right? 🐳 I picked up an octopus🐙, sit that little🐜 baby👶 boi on my ♥♥♥♥.🍆💧 She was working it 💪💪twerkin it ,squirting it🌊💧. Man bro, I busted two bags of gallon🥛🥛 in that thing.

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a woman was go to doctor for check ♥♥♥♥♥♥ . nothing special, just regular stuff . the doctor say:

ok now...spread ur legs so i can check genital with my vaginometer

the woman spread leg. BUT, the doctor drop vaginometer in genital . he put his arm in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get it out, BUT THE ENTIRE DOCTOR FELL IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ .

as he walked inside ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking for vaginometer, he encuntered a soldier . he ask soldier :

ok....did u see vaginometer???

deid god ym

Signed by Ash^, I'm so blind that I can't see.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

If my Bitcoin💲💰 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo 💰💯🔥😎📈💲

you are not my friend, you are my brother my friend.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Mom 🙎🏻, I can't do my homework 📓 right now 😤. I'm reading 🙇🏻 how Lil Pump 👦🏽 got founded 🔎 by a music 🎶 producer 👨🏾‍💼. Lil Pump 👦🏽served chili 🍝 at the chilli con festival 🎉 to a music 🎶 producer 👨🏾‍💼 vacationing 🏖 with his family 👨🏾‍💼👰🏾👶🏾 the day before going to see Wrestlemania XVII 💪🏻🤛🏻
They were so impressed 😍 by Lil Pump's 👦🏽 deposition 😎 and his ability to mumble 🤐 whole phrases almost completely inaudible 🗣❓ they signed him up immediately 💰

herd u were talkin ♥♥♥♥
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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

omg im honored

real orbit?

sign my profile pls?

*puts on supreme fisherman hat* "ay ♥♥♥♥♥" *zips up bape hoodie* "i was trappin n ♥♥♥♥♥♥" *slips on Gucci gold peggy platform sneakers* "den dis niga said i had low stats" *puts bape mask on to not breathe the same air as the intellectually inferior swine* "but den i stats'd dis goof" *slips into jeans that have so many rips ♥♥♥♥ sticks out* "HE HAD 9 RWS" *bursts out laughing showing gold, diamond encrusted grill* "EEEEEEEEEEHHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHHEHHEEHHEHHEH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEE"

sign pls? i am popular signer from my region

Sign my profile pls?

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

If someone doesn't specifically tell me not to ♥♥♥♥ their boyfriend then I consider him fair game. If my friends boyfriend is hot then he should be shared as far as I'm concerned. This is 2017, grow the ♥♥♥♥ up. Sorry some of you people get hurt feelings because grown adults like to ♥♥♥ and squirt but that's not my problem, it's yours. If I ♥♥♥♥ your boyfriend it's because you obviosly didn't have something and he needed me to give it to him whether it's my hot mouth or delicious tart ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So if you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem I suggest you come to Rockland and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start with me and see what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens. I'll be waiting here with my father's luger and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loaded.

ill ♥♥♥♥ whoever the ♥♥♥♥ I want and the person I wrote this about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows who I'm talking about. ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥ (mellissa). You don't even squirt from what I've heard. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shamefull

names shrek

love u

GIVE ♥ THIS ♥ TO ♥ THE ♥ TEN ♥ PRETTIEST ♥ GIRLS♥ YOU ♥ KNOW ♥ IF ♥ YOU ♥ GET ♥ FIVE ♥ OF ♥ THESE ♥ BACK ♥ YOU ♥ MUST ♥ BE ♥ DROP ♥ DEAD ♥ GORGEOUS

dad add me

added for trade

+rep good game. Add me <3

you have vac ban but still can trade?

plays in a guild -rep

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literally the biggest cheating egotistical ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i have ever met.

+rep doesn't talk but is really good! ^^

Actually bad for a rank G

its lappy

CAN CONFIRM

hELLO

kids actually hacking... got confirmed aimbot on demo..... kid thinks hes good too is the sad part

signed by chr0med :*