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914.0 hrs on record (658.1 hrs at review time)
hackers make this game almost unplayable, but i continue to play because i hate myself
Posted 31 December, 2017.
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8.1 hrs on record
7/10

The game is gorgeous and the story is interesting and dark but the camera angles and controls can be unresponsive and frustrating at times given the perma death. wait for it to be on sale for like 15$
Posted 26 August, 2017.
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712.6 hrs on record (677.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has a magical ability to activate a rarely used part of the human brain. The previously unidentified S.A.L.T. gland has been shown to enhance anger and aggression in the human brain leading to irrational decisions. S.A.L.T. or Super Angry Loot Troll makes people irrationally obsess over digital "loot". The subject when observed will build giant facilities and compounds to protect his precious loot, but like Hinayana in the safari other players will come for this giant fortress of treasure. while much still needs to be discovered about this newly found human function the scientists at FacePunch are working steadfast to increase S.A.L.T. and study and observe the test subjects.
Posted 28 January, 2017. Last edited 18 May, 2017.
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