League has been getting progressively worse since 2000..., lets be honest 2015 i think. A bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got in control of the game and they said, first order of business:
Change everything people find enjoyable about this game. That was their game plan. You know how people not enjoy being shielded on non-stop? Let's just give everyone 10 shields. You know how people enjoy going for kills? Now everyone gets an hourglass. You know how people enjoy the 1v1 laning? Now everyone gets a jungler non-stop because junglers never have to actually farm.
RRRRRRRIGHT THROUGH THE COUNTER STRIKE, OH i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it, its like having fun except go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself riot just go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude, it's not even fun to play this ♥♥♥♥, i see her coming towards me, i counter strike before she even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ q's and then IT GOES THROUGH, like i joke about this but its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic this company it's pathetic, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUDE. All ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with this ♥♥♥♥ it's just all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with this ♥♥♥♥. You can't enjoy anything about this game they don't fix any bugs unless you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adc. Everything's a tank, every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing is a tank. You try to enjoy the game tanks beat you at all stages of the game no matter what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do. Like seriously just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOOK at what happens. You counter-strike she Qs forward, AND IT JUST GOES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THROUGH ANYWAY. Are you serious dude? Thank you.
Oh go kill yourself you ADC piece of ♥♥♥♥. You just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ your way into being overpowered every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ season. If you class had a superpower it'd be SUPER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. All you guys do is you go to reddit all day. BWAAAAAAAH i died as an adc, Why can't I be the best at TEAM FIGHTING and the best at LANING and the best at 1v1 and the best LATE GAME and EARLYGAME and MID GAME and if I'm not I'm gonna go to reddit and complain oh no even though my class is the most broken its ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ been oh I'm so weak.
You guys LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, LITERALLY is walking around with 3000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hp because of your targons and ♥♥♥♥. You can't even be killed by an assassin anymore. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself dude. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude, this is why this game is so ♥♥♥♥. So frustrating dude, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frusturating. I have to play this ♥♥♥♥ 8 hours a day. Get this stream y'know a-and it just just under the hope, under the hope that EVENTUALLY it becomes less ♥♥♥♥ y'know, eventually the hope is this game becomes less ♥♥♥♥. And it's not. It NEVER becomes less ♥♥♥♥ it only just becomes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every day. What does the next patch do? Oh now they are nerfing klepto EVEN for melee champions. So, melee champions can go one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Keystone and they're nerfing it. Then they are nerfing precision in case you by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ act of GOD said ♥♥♥♥ it, let's just try to go press the attack riot says "Nono we are nerfing that ♥♥♥♥ too". But are we nerfing anything that ad ca- wha what're we nerfing targons. So great they're gonna have to go back to regular broken. Oh no the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terror. They'll be regular strenght broken or nerfing duskblade? NO no we're not nerfing duskblade. It'd be terrible if we nerfed duskblade. No we have to nerf Kha like 10 times. Can't do anything about fiora. GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELP US if we do anything about fiora. No you have to go ninja tabi bramble vest. ♥♥♥♥ YOU if you try to have fun with the game. No you need to tank up to even compete against fiora. So even if I try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have fun with the game I need to be a tank. Like why EVEN PLAY?
Let's not mention that I didn't even get to play this game because there's nothing but their jungler ganking me and the reason he can do that is the jungle never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESPAWNS. Takes two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes hours for the jungle to respawn so what do they do? They just spend the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game re-ganking top lane. But of course your jungler half the time is a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ like this Shyvana so they spend the entire game jerking off the ADC sitting down bot lane. Why sit up top lane never ever getting to touch a minion wave. Never get to do anything. But you LITERALLY do not have a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player on the live design team who plays top lane. NOT EVEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONE. So they look at this ♥♥♥♥ and go. Oh but man you can play a tank. You can play like Ornn. DON'T YOU WANNA PLAY ORNN? I'LL PLAY ORNN ITS SO FUUUN. It's been like this for three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. They're never gonna fix it because the LCS is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imploding because nobody wants in anymore. You got the Overwatch league which is just using a straw and sucking out all the League viewers. All the league viewers are going "Hey we wanna watch league of legends" they turn it on and they go "No ♥♥♥♥ that I'd rather watch a game I LITERALLY don't play rather than watch a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ second of this ♥♥♥♥."