Recent reviews by DINKY DUMPO

Very much enjoyed my stay in Mr. Sun's Hatshop.

PS. please add a dance button.

A wonderful mix of every mascot platformer of the 1990s and 90s-00s cartoons, all blended into a nice round pizza of its own form. A truly engaging piece of art that is expressive in its own way. (also has some awesome music.) highly recommended.

raw dopamine.

DayZ? If I could replace the title of DayZ with another title, I would certainly replace it with "Building Looting: The Simulator." My first four hours were spent aimlessly wandering around an unfamiliar Russia country side, struggling to find a can opener for my can of spaghetti-os. After said tool was obtained, I began searching for a weapon... and then I died in the midst of that.

All-in-all, I would recommend DayZ if you have a substantial amount of time to waste and time to learn. The learning curve is not very steep; but, as the game reminds you an infinite number of times, it is only an alpha. It is buggy as hell, and zombies are pitiful, yet intangible.

P.S.: Protip, falling from six feet up will kill you. Bewared of steep stairs and your own folly.

There is no question, only an answer. "Yes."

Best online FPS experience anybody could ever ask. Crazy fun and crazy in-expensive compared to other newer games.