OmniHex
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“I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.” -Fat Mac

"Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese." -Dennis

"What is this word, spa? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?" -Charlie
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Sym 23 Feb, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
had a dream about you monday. You were at my house and you were a toothpick (not an atcual toothpick you were eddie skinny) so, the first thing you did was clean my computer. Then we arm wrestled and then you got mad af and started screaming, and then I went into the kitchen and ate, but I kept eating and eating and never got full. I guess my dream was trying to tell me that you make me very very hungry.
Sym 1 Nov, 2015 @ 3:33pm 
Dear Diary, Today NICK decdied to ignore me again. That kinda made me updset beacuse it's and sunday and everyone knows that sundays are the days that SATAN comes out from his house and starts harassing people with his HUGE THICK fingers .So the people stay inside the whole day and do nothing.That's how I know NICK is just ignoring me, watching youtube videos and wanting to secretly make love with me.
Sym 11 Oct, 2015 @ 11:32am 
+rep was gentle with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ used his mouth to lube my anus.