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Let me tell you about the time Ollie saved me from an intergalactic banana heist.
It was a Tuesday (or maybe a Wednesday, hard to tell in space), and I was just minding my own business on Planet Zog when suddenly, the Great Banana Cartel of Nebulon V attacked. I thought I was a goner—surrounded by flying fruit ninjas and banana blasters—but then, out of nowhere, Ollie swooped in on a jet-powered llama named Gary.
With nothing but a rusty spork and a bag of jellybeans, Ollie fought off the cartel, saved the bananas, and managed to juggle five laser grenades at once. After everything, they casually turned to me and said, "Just another day in the life."
Now my bananas are safe, and I owe my life (and my potassium levels) to Ollie. 🌌🍌
10/10 would join Ollie in space adventures again.