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Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 12:39am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 12:23am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 10:15pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 8:37pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 4:31pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 8:59pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2013 @ 10:00pm



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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