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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27am

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:50am

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:56pm

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05am

Metal Pedal

Contract ironshank.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:51am

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16am

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:20pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:11pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:14am

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47am

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33am

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:04pm

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36am

Hole Like a Head

Get decapitated.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19am

Psst.

Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07am

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05am

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:54pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:35am

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 12:41pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:52am

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:48pm

The Quasar Mind

Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:39pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:48am

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

All Those Who Wander

Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:59am

The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth

Wear the Otherpearl.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:48pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11pm

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dawnglider

Become auroral.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:43am

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30am

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07am

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:24pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:09am

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:21am

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:42am

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 1:13pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 1:19pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:21pm

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:40pm



To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
22 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
13 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
8 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
3 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
1 / 6

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
4 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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