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Alright my dude, let me tell YOU something. The last time I told a girl I liked her it turned out it wasn't a girl, it was a very realistic wax sculpture of Hitler that had been stolen from Madame Tussauds in London and given breast implants. Thanks Obama. And while I'm on the subject of body modifications, have you ever seen a guy wearing gauges and wanted to attach a chain to each of em and ride that boy like it's the wild west again? Honestly I'd rather play Russian roulette with myself than alter my perfect body WHICH IS A TEMPLE OF GOD BY THE WAY. Except for the foreskin, that ♥♥♥♥'s gross, but I carved it up a little to make it like a paper lantern, if you put a light in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the shadows on the wall looks like that scene from top gun where goose dies. Well now I'm sad and I have to go wank one off real quick to get those dopamine levels back up. Anyone got a VHS copy of Planet Earth 2? That's what I need right now. Cheers!
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Jija для вейпа 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am 
ты хуисос
absolwarrior 3 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
my child saw the word “bussy” on a video

last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy.

I could not find the video but my child is NINE why is this world so cold I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I’m watching his videos now and they’re not like that help me.
Jace 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13pm 
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes
JamesLJ 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am 
I just figured out the entire Christian religion is just a giant daddy kink. Forgive me father for I have sinned is the same as I've been naughty daddy. Every week the giant daddy in the sky demands you get on your knees and beg for forgiveness. He even makes his most devoted littles dress in special outfits just for him.
absolwarrior 11 Apr, 2022 @ 11:26am 
I’m really in a pickle here, and I don’t know what to do. I’ve begged him to stop countless of times with tears streaming down my face, but he just doesn’t want to quit it. I think it’s become an addiction for him and that he might even be getting off of it. I’m scared, I’m frightened, I’m absolutely horrified. For further context, he would call an innocent bus, a “bussy” and the bus driver a “bussy driver,” and how he loves riding the “bussy”. Recently, when I just wanted to go in for a genuinely normal cuddle time, he asked me if I wanted to get in between his “legussy”, and I think something inside me just snapped afterwards. He calls his genitalia “dickussy” too and it’s really been drying me up. Please help me. How can I get him to stop so I could have my boyfriend back to normal? I really don’t know what else to do, and it’s been doing my head in. I’m really at my limit, and I think he’s been starting to infect my brainussy too.