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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:32am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 4:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:22am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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