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44 of 50 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 8:36am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 9:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 8:27am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 4:13am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:30am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 7:50am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 7:27am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 2:31am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 7:06am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 10:16am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 11:31am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 8:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 2:40am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 1:26pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 7:47am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 11:38am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 4:21am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 12:38pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 11:00pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 6:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 9:30am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 4:07am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:12am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 12:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 4:35am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:30am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 1:57pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 9:52am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 12:39pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 11:06am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2015 @ 2:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:15am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 10:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 11:16am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 2:51am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 10:11am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 3:19am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 9:05am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 2:46am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 8:12am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 2:51am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
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