Polekarbanat's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:34pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

956 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30